went out tonight. did a shitload of heroin with lou reed. he told me all the music he ever made was shit and would never compare to anything ive ever done in my life. met up with kate moss and did a few key bumps in the bathroom at the four seasons. listened to some music youve never heard before. later i had butt sex with both olsen twins while titty fucking lindsay lohan. i was so bored i feel asleep during it and when i came to they all orgasmed simultaneously. then i went and put on my silk jumpsuit and hang glided out the window of their soho loft back to bushwick.